Now, the setup:
Robbinhell recruited Father Schnitzel to run a shady church, a money laundering, tax write-off, corporate scam. To pull off the tax-evading scheme, Robbinhell needed someone as shady as himself, a morally corrupt character. He turned to his good friend Schnitzel Schnitzel (First Name: Schnitzel, Last Name: Schnitzel).
He proposed to Schnitzel Schnitzel that if he became a priest - via a $75 registration fee at City Hall - he’d have the opportunity to have more sex than he’d ever imagined. Robbinhell pitched to Schnitzel Schnitzel that he’d have access to the confessions of Churchgoers and their deepest darkest secrets. Some of these people, Robbinhell explained, were vulnerable and trusting. It would be like “shooting fish in a barrel”, Robbinhell pitched.
Although Schnitzel Schnitzel was hesitant at first, the cherry on top of Robbinhell’s recruitment was the incentive to Schnitzel Schnitzel that he could drink as much Red Wine as his heart desired (No one would ever question a Priest with a Chalice nor accuse said priest of overindulgence).
It was the combination of these two carrots, sex & wine, that Schnitzel Schnitzel had no choice but to give this new gig a shot. The next morning Schnitzel Schnitzel went to his local city hall and by the late morning, he was officially Father Schnitzel.
Father Schnitzel’s First appearance in the Robbinhell series is in Comic #41 (below).
